THE TRAFFIC STOP
This man is driving down
the road and is pulled over by a deputy sheriff.
When the deputy gets up
to the car, he tells the driver that he was speeding.
The man is shocked, but
not startled by being pulled over, because he is always speeding.
While the deputy is standing
there, he sees 9 huge knives in the back seat.
He asks the driver what
they are for and the driver tells him they are for his act, that he is a
juggler.
The deputy does not believe
it, and tells him to prove it.
So the man gets out of
the car, and starts to juggle the knives.
At the same time, 2 men
are driving by and witness the two on the side of the road.
One of the men looks to
the other and says,
"Man, I sure am glad
I quit drinking; those sobriety tests these days are hell!" | 
